Bad Gastein luxury hotelsThe Primal Funk Story*

This is the story of six mighty men, who all love their whisky, wine and gin.

Happiness in life is their ultimate goal, as well playing to some funky soul.

It was not long ago that these men would meet, playing every night in rain, snow or sleet.

They backed up an artist that played the blues, night after night paying their dues.

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And then one day Kevin bought a new car, hoping he could pick up chicks at a bar.

Thinking real hard to start a new group, Kevin hit a skunk and had some stinky soup.

So the quest began to start a new band, looking for gigs all over this land.

The budget was low and the prices were high, Im sure glad they got Levi!

They practiced tunes that werent even funky; this usually meant playing sweet soul country.

They even played songs that had no groove, but ended up sounding funky, hip and smooth.

With Big Dave on bass and Drew on Guitar, I sure hope they go far!

They even have horns to sweeten up the sound, but most of the time they just play around.

Then one day along came Vince, I sure hope he has some sense.

All in all the band sounds great, except when they have to modulate.

The next stage involved deciding a name; instead they went to an Astros game.

Thinking real hard attending most bars, how about the Funkalicous Allstars?

Everyone voted and turned it down, except for Kenny who wanted it around.

Eventually it came in the middle of the night, Primal Funk it is so turn out the light.

The final stage came to book their first show; most of the time was spent playing Diablo.

To hear these guys and all their might, visit the primalfunk.com website.

Dont be afraid of their mailing list, Have you seen the size of Levis fist?

ERROR MSG So if youre interested in hearing some soul, come and catch the next ERROR MSGPrimal Funk Show!